Orc version of Frasier:
How prissy Niles is!
Wiping his ass
And eating cooked pork,
And yearning so deeply
Unfit for an Orc!
Daphne the servant-orc
Far beneath Niles and Frasier
But she itches so deeply
How lonesome she is!
A campsite to clean, pork
To be butchered, ass
Aching for a seat, ass
Yearning for the warm lap of a he-orc!
No aroma of pork
Wafts the campfire of Frasier
No prig Frasier is
Though he envies Niles deeply
For Niles appreciates beauty so deeply
Makes every orc in Mordor seem an ass
How rare he is!
Rare is the orc
(Contra Frasier)
That values warmed, savoury pork.
Daphne’s knife cleaves the pork
Steaming blood seeps deeply
Into the Earth. Frasier,
His lands are the ass-
End of nowhere, an Orc
Cosmopolitan, fraud that he is!
What a story this is
Of lovers and pork!
Who could think of an orc
That loved deeply!
Plop down your ass
And hark to the story of Frasier.
Summarized: An orc, though no orc he is
In the orc-lands of Frasier, loved a girl and hot pork
Lesson: even when deeply in love, still wipe your ass.
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